"By the way, I’m hosting an Oscar party next week. You need to come by, I’ll be making my famous crab dip!"

"I am going to destroy you. There will be a greasy stain and people will look at it and say 'that used to be a man'. You will be so ruined that nothing will ever grow where your remains lie.  So... wanna grab a beer later?"

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